Privacy Policy

This site doesn't track you in any personal way. Here's exactly what happens.

Analytics

This site uses Umami for analytics. Umami is 100% GDPR compliant — it collects no personally identifiable information whatsoever. No cookies are set. No IP addresses are stored. Every data point is fully anonymised before it ever reaches a database.

What this means in practice: I can see that someone visited a page, but I have absolutely no way of knowing who that someone is. No consent banner is required because there is nothing to consent to.

No other tracking

No ad networks. No social pixels. No third-party embeds that phone home. The only external request your browser makes on this site is to load the Umami script from cloud.umami.is.

Contact

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Last updated: May 2026